metal-rider:

jennikeatts:

focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy

So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies

(via orgasmic-humor)

kingsleyyy:

when you see people from school in public

(via orgasmic-humor)

hospitalstays:

image

school cum

(via orgasmic-humor)

shavingryansprivates:

restart your computer to install important upd-

image

(via orgasmic-humor)

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

(via orgasmic-humor)